My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this. Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM Brother: that's not fair Mom: DO AS I SAY. Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!! Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings. Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP